Wife husbund suhagrath sms

Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

Munnabhai and Principal Jokes

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Teacher and student Jokes in Hindi

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Sunny Leone Business Jokes

A Little boy asks to Sunny Leone :-
Aunty ji, you have a Bungalow,
a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
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Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai

Suhag Raat Ki Raat Ko dulhan ke Saath

Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi…

Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola

Ladka: Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro

Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya
Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo

Ladki: Kyu?, Kya Hua

Ladka: Dulha Aane Wala Hai.

Heat Wave in India, Even Mosquito needs Cool Blood

गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी

अब तो

मच्छर भी

कान के पास आके पूछता है भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?

Bhartiya Railway IRCTC Ka Funny Jokes

Indian  Railways Customer Torture Corporation

Full form of IRCTC– “Iss Railway Centre se Ticket Carana” Mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai !! :) :)

Let me answer in Hindi.
Indian Railway Chutiya Tha Chutiya rahega.

I Refuse Connectivity To Customers

Wife checks husband Mobile numbers and Birds

Wife Checks Husband Mobile and Find all Girls number Saved as:
New Bird………

Neighbour Bird

Old Bird………

Upstair Bird…

Hospital Bird…

Insurance Bird.

College Bird….

Super Market Bird

Finally She Checks her name and it was Saved as..
Angry Birds…

Kids Loves Maggi Soo Much, How can you Ban Maggi

Me: Which grains do you like best, rice, roti or pasta?

Son: Maggi

Facebook Status funny

A boy’s eyes is faster than Google

in
searching a beautiful girl in crowd
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But…
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A boy’s heart is slower than
‎#internet explorer
while proposing
girl whom he loves truly… !!!
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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….

Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?
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Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… 😉
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Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose..

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Relationship status – Helping roommate flirt with his girlfriend 

Patient following Doctors Advice in Restraunt

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao.

Boy Friend and Girl Friend Jokes

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho

Mr Barrack Obama and Mr Lalu Meeting

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole "Who is speaking?". jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun". 

double meaning jokes

Suhagaraat ko PATI apni PATNI se
SEX karte hue puchhata hai..
Kya mahsoos kar rahi ho, Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki aaj tak main TOP-UP me hi
apna kaam chala rahi thi,
aaj se life-Time karva liya hai