Monday, April 6, 2015

GF and BF jokes on whats app

Girl friend ne khaas aapne boy friends ke liye likha:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Jab tu 11:30 baje so jata hai,
To agle din subah tera whatsapp
last seen at 2:30am kyun batata hai..?

Baba ji ki Kripa

Ek aadmi ki shaadi ko 20 saal ho gaye the..

Usne kabhi Patni ke hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahin ki.
baba ne salah di Patni ke khane ki tareef karo, Kripa hogi!

Baba ki salah asar kar gayi!
Ghar aate hi usne khana kha kar Parantho ki jam kar tareef ki!

Patni ne belan uthaya aur usko jee bhar kar peetne ke baad boli:
20 saal mein kabhi mere hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahi kii, aur aaj padosan ne paranthe bhej diye, to tumhe zindagi ka mazaa aa gaya!!

Ho gayi baba ki kripa… bechara husband

Friday, April 3, 2015

Girl at Medical Shop Funny

Ek sundar ladki ek dawaiyo ki dukaan ke saamne kaafi se tak khadi thi!

Bheed chhatne ka intezaar kar rahi thi.

Shop ka owner use shaq ki nazar se ghoor raha tha…

bahut der baad jab dukaan mein koi customer nahin bacha,
To wo ladki dukaan mein aayi!

Ek salesman ko dheere se ek kinaare bulaya,
Dukaan ka malik ab aur bhi jyada chaukanna ho gaya.

Ladki ne dheere se ek kagaj salesman ki aur badhaya,
aur Dheere se fusfusayi…

“Bhaiya,

Meri ek Doctor ke sath shaadi tay ho gayi hai,
Aaj unki chitthi aayi hai,
Thoda padhkar sunayenge kya?
Writing samjh mein nahin aa rahi hai!!!