Sunday, November 2, 2014

Doctor and Pagal Jokes whatapp messages

Ek Bahut Bada Doctor Mental Hospital Mein Round Ke Liye Jata Hai,

Wahaan Pagalon Ka Checkup Karte Hue Usne Ek Pagal Ko Dekha Jo Chup Chaap Baitha Tha

Doctor Ke Man Mein Na Jane Kya Aya Usne Paagal Se Puchha

Doctor: Tum Pagal Kyun Hue?

Pagal Rote Hue Bola: Maine Ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Par Uski Ek Jawan Beti Thi Usko Dekh Ke Mere Baap Ne Us Se Shaadi Kar Dali,

Aise Meri Wo Beti Meri Maan Ban Gayi, Fir Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui, To Wo Meri Bahan Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha,

Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui Isi Tarha Mera Beta Hua Jo Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Aur Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja,

Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya, Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur

Doctor Cheekhte Hue: Abey Chup Kar Sale Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya?

Doctor patient chutkule

Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

Doctor patient ko: Tum 2 ghante mai maar jaoge. Tum kisi ko tumhare pehle marte dekhna chhoge
Patient: Haa, acha doctor.

Doctor nurse chutkule, nurse is cute

Ek sundar nurse interview ke liye aayi
Doctor: kya salary chahiye?
Nurse 10 hazar
Doctor khush ho ke: Mai khush hua
Nerse: Khushi ke saath 25 hazar.

A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do U expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.