Sunday, May 31, 2015

Wife husbund suhagrath sms

Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

Munnabhai and Principal Jokes

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Teacher and student Jokes in Hindi

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Sunny Leone Business Jokes

A Little boy asks to Sunny Leone :-
Aunty ji, you have a Bungalow,
a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
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Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Suhag Raat Ki Raat Ko dulhan ke Saath

Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi…
Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola
Ladka: Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro
Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya
Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo
Ladki: Kyu?, Kya Hua
Ladka: Dulha Aane Wala Hai.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Heat Wave in India, Even Mosquito needs Cool Blood

गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी

अब तो

मच्छर भी

कान के पास आके पूछता है भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Bhartiya Railway IRCTC Ka Funny Jokes

Indian  Railways Customer Torture Corporation

Full form of IRCTC– “Iss Railway Centre se Ticket Carana” Mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai !! :) :)

Let me answer in Hindi.
Indian Railway Chutiya Tha Chutiya rahega.

I Refuse Connectivity To Customers

Monday, May 25, 2015

Wife checks husband Mobile numbers and Birds

Wife Checks Husband Mobile and Find all Girls number Saved as:
New Bird………

Neighbour Bird

Old Bird………

Upstair Bird…

Hospital Bird…

Insurance Bird.

College Bird….

Super Market Bird

Finally She Checks her name and it was Saved as..
Angry Birds…

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Facebook Status funny

A boy’s eyes is faster than Google

in
searching a beautiful girl in crowd
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But…
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A boy’s heart is slower than
‎#internet explorer
while proposing
girl whom he loves truly… !!!
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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife….

Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?
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Boy : I’m Not Married Yet… ��
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Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose..

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Relationship status – Helping roommate flirt with his girlfriend 

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