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Sardar ji prays 3 hours daily

A sardar prays daily for 3 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 12 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 2 vari ticket te le ley"

chutkule on cricket

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. 

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 

Santa ka automobile shop

Santa in automobile shop chutkule

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

chutkule happy new year

May The Year 2013 Bring for You ....
Happiness, Success and filled with Peace,
Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends ....
Wishing You a Happy New Year

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dehati santa chutkule

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

dehati santa

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

gharwali aur paach baharwali

Pandit: teri jindagi mai 6 females aayengi.
Men: acha panditji
Pandit: jyada khush mat ho, ek gharwali aur paach betiyan.